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Updated:
(11/16/11) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: SURVIVING CALIFORNIA: ONE MAN'S
SPIRITUAL JOURNEY OF LIFE & LOVE TO UFC ON FOX
AND BACK. Click HERE
to
read!
Updated:
(04/04/11) PPV RECAPITATION: ENTERTAINMENT-MANIA: Or, one man's
drunken journey to self-discovery on this, the
night of WrestleMania 27! On this night,
WrestleMania's main event almost hit a new rock
bottom in more ways then one; but luckily the
whole event was saved by the battered bodies of
two dudes known for burying people alive! All
this, plus much more! (and less!) Click HERE to read!
Updated:
(03/23/11) BROKEN
NEWS! Join intrepid and
insipid reporter, me, as I once again blow the lid
off the stories that have fallen through the
cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS:
Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this
edition: TNA to hold LOCKDOWN
in legit Prison to accommodate Jeff Hardy?
Click HERE to
read!
Updated:
(02/23/11) BROKEN
NEWS! Join intrepid and
insipid reporter, me, as I once again blow the lid
off the stories that have fallen through the
cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS:
Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this
edition: REVENGE OF THE SHIT:
WWE BUILDING DEATH STAR? Click
HERE to
read!
Updated:
(01/30/11) BROKEN
NEWS! Join intrepid and
insipid reporters Catherine Perez and myself
as we once again blow the lid off the stories that
have fallen through the cracks, or between them,
ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The
Horse's Ass. In this edition: Wrestling with emotion; Pro
wrestler reveals he's actually a robot from the
future. Click HERE to
read!
Updated:
(01/22/11) BROKEN
NEWS! Join intrepid and
insipid reporters Catherine Perez and myself
as we once again blow the lid off the stories that
have fallen through the cracks, or between them,
ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The
Horse's Ass. In this edition: HAND IN HAND: WWE pro grappling
"gentle giant" reunited with his estranged
son. Click HERE to
read!
Updated:
(01/19/11) WHEN WRESTLING MERCHANDISE GOES BAD:
An insane look at those items lost to time/better
sense. In this edition: WTF APPAREL! Click HERE to
read!
Updated:
(01/15/11) BROKEN
NEWS! Join intrepid and
insipid reporters Catherine Perez and myself
as we once again blow the lid off the stories that
have fallen through the cracks, or between them,
ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The
Horse's Ass. In this edition: U.S. hero with golden trunks becomes
homeless man. Click HERE to
read!
Updated:
(01/12/11) WHEN WRESTLING MERCHANDISE GOES BAD:
An insane look at those items lost to time/better
sense. In this edition: WWE FINGER RINGS! Click
HERE to
read!
Updated:
(11/23/10) PHOTOSHOP OF
THE DAY: THE
(WRESTLING) RING: THE MIZ VS. THE ANGRY EVIL
FAN-GIRL FROM RAW!). I had two
choices. I picked the most
obvious... Click HERE to
view!
Updated:
(10/10/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: BIEBERMANIA: OR HOW TO MAKE
THE MOST OBVIOUS JOKE FIRST). Rumors
are swirling that Justin Bieber may perform at
Wrestlemania. Thus I create a Wrestlemania moment
for all of us~! Click HERE to
view!
Updated:
(09/23/10) PHOTOSHOP OF
THE DAY: HBKILL: SHAWN MICHAELS,
ANNIHILATING GODLESS KILLING MACHINES IN THE NAME
OF GOD. (OK, Not Really). You've
likely already seen the infamous HBK hunting
photos. Now watch me beat one-note jokes into the
ground. Click HERE to
view!
Updated:
(09/09/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: BECAUSE
SOMETIMES NO WORDS ARE NECESSARY.
Sometimes I Photoshop things for no good reason.
This is one of those times. Click HERE
to view!
Updated:
(08/27/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: HHHEADS WILL
ROLL! Apparently HHH and
Stephanie welcomed daughter # 3 into the
world yesterday - and yes, it inspired this
obvious joke. (sue me.). Click HERE
to view!
Updated:
(08/18/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: UNDERTAKER PULLED
FROM VEGETATIVE STATE: THE *EXCLUSIVE*
PHOTO~! Click HERE
to view!
Updated:
(06/14/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: DRAGONE: BRYAN
DANIELSON VS. MATTEL! With
(unsubstantiated) rumors swirling that Mattel may
have played a part in Danielson's firing, there's
no better time to introduce a brand new toyline!
Click HERE
to view!
Updated:
(05/26/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: GOODBYE HEATH
SLATER: A.K.A HIS MOM, CHER, IS GONNA BE
PISSED! Click HERE
to view!
Updated:
(05/17/09) STUPIDITY: 50 QUESTIONS:
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO~! Once upon a time it was in
"vogue" to arrogantly bore your "friends" on
Myspace/ Facebook with the most mundane minutia of
your pathetic lives via tedious and self-indulgent
Q&A's and polls. HERE'S ROUND TWO OF ME ADDING
TO THAT BURDEN. Click HERE to
read!
Updated:
(05/05/09)
RETRO-RASSLIN': LATINO SEED:
THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF DOMINICK MYSTERIO
GUERRERO! Wrestling's first &
only rivalry where two men vied to be the first
one to scale a ladder and thus legally win
ownership of a small child! Click
HERE to
read!
Updated:
(05/05/10)
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: KEVIN NASH
GOODFELLAS OIL PAINTING. Just Because. Click
HERE to
view!
Updated:
(03/29/10)
WRESTLING WITH MANIA. OR HOW
SEAN CARLESS STAVED OFF TOXIC ALCOHOL POISONING
FOR FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS TO GIVE YOU THE WORST
RECAP IN HISTORY. (03/29/10) That's right,
YOUR WRESTLEMANIA 26 QUICK, DIRTY &
COMPLETELY DISGUSTING! Click
HERE to read
the most un-detailed, lackluster Recapitation in
history of a fantastic show that deserved so
much better!
Updated:
(03/17/10) PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: MR.
ANDERSON! And yes, it's EXACTLY
what you think. Click HERE to
view!
Updated:
(03/10/10)
PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: MACHO POVICH. So, the
rumor is out that Stephanie McMahon is pregnant
with child # 3. But just who is the baby-daddy?
Maury has our official
results! Click
HERE to
view!
Updated:
(02/11/10)
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
"VAN" ARCHER. Tell me I'm
wrong. Click HERE to
view!
Updated:
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY.
(02/03/10) Leno or Conan? Whatever. FINALLY.
THERE'S A MOVEMENT FOR THE REST OF US. Click
HERE to
view!
Updated:
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(10/28/09): HULK
HOGAN'S FIRST OFFICIAL TNA GIMMICK
REVEALED~! Click
HERE to
view!
Updated:
(09/30/09) THE LOST LINDA MCMAHON FOR
U.S. SENATE AD~! The following, umm,
political ad is paid for by Linda McMahon and
sponsor. Linda McMahon: Today the Senate. Tomorrow
the World. Click HERE to
view!
Updated:
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(09/05/09): PSA: If your child's hair
looks like the following picture... it means
that you've not only failed as a parent, but as a
human being in general: Click
HERE to
view!
Updated:
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(06/16/09): HHH
BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT
JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN
EVENTUALLY.) After RAW went off the air on
Monday, HHH called a crying child into the ring.
We all know where this is going.... Click
HERE to
view!
Updated:
(09/30/09) PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: MEGAN
FOX HAS TOE-THUMBS. (Or How I learned to
beat a One-Note joke into the ground.) A
discovery has recently been made that could change
the course of human history--and frequent
masturbation--FOREVER. Click
HERE to
read!
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Your number one poorly-designed
source for my random archives and ramblings from around
these there Interwebs~! I was originally going to call
it "pretentiousdouchebag.com", but sadly that name was already taken...
In any
event, besides being the only site guaranteed to put
someone into an epileptic coma thanks to the Banner to
the left, this site is where you will find all of my
varying written, umm, "contributions"; including my full
Wrestling content as seen at The
Wrestling Fan.com and Wrestlecrap.com; to all my blog
content, ridiculous commentaries, Movie & Game
reviews, and everything in-between. This website is like
a homeless shelter for the truly disturbed.
Featured
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ENTERTAINMENT-MANIA!
Or, one man's drunken journey to
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27.
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Content
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WRESTLING!
Featuring almost every
wrestling column, satire, recap and review I've ever
posted at TWF and elsewhere(I'll eventually have them
all up). If you love the antics of dudes who wear
dew-rags and weightlifter's belts 24 hours a day and
cannot change articles of clothing without first
tearing them from their orange heaving bodies, this is
the section for you........................more
- POP CULTURE &
REVIEWS!
Featuring everything
not-wrestling. Kind of! Reviews, Celeb bashing
Bloggery, Top 10 lists and parodies
alike........................more
- STUPIDITY!
The
final resting place of my completely disenfranchised
insanity. If it's dumb and doesn't really fit
anywhere, this is where you'll find it. From Cardboard
Fathers returning from the Middle East, to my vendetta
against moppy haired children, it's all here. 60% of
the time, it's worth checking out all the
time........................more
- PHOTOSHOPS OF THE
DAY!
Self-Explanatory. Sometimes I
animate stupid shit, just
because........................more
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THIS WEEK'S
FEATURE:
RETRO REVIEW: BLOODSPORT!
(07/08/08)
Jean-Claude Van Damme's
cinematic masterpiece: BLOODSPORT! Academy Award
nominee in the category of throwin' wheel kicks
in slow motion, baby! It's Frank Dux's real-life
story of competing in the Kumite! The only
tournament where after surviving death and
grievous injury, one man earns a sword and a
plane ticket back to obscurity! Sweet deal. CLICK
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