JEW
YEAR~!
This goes out to all my
Jewish friends, and the people who are currently
under my nefarious writing employ that were chosen
personally from G-d as his personal hand-picked
people. I imagine it was like a heavenly
game of
Grade 5 Gym Dodgeball. G-D picked ALL the best
people and we gentiles are Heaven's version of the
fat
uncoordinated kids...
That said, though, Happy
Jew Year! Have a rockin' Rosh Hashanah, and
Kick-ass Yom Kippur! And go atone something for
me! I have so much to be guilty for, but not
enough faith to do anything about it. That, and I
found out that there's a 25 hour fast involved. No
thanks. I'd rather eat. But hey, maybe I'll just
compromise and eat fast? What? No
good?
And hey, after you're done
atoning, by all means feel free to drop by Casa
Del Sean, because there's a party Hebrewin' with
your name all over it! It may look like gibberish
to 90% of the world, but it's there. Let's
torah that mother down.
And if you ain't
down with that, I got one word for ya:
Sukkot.
I'm
Sean.
And I
may have been inspired by Justin Shapiro's joke on
"Sukkot" when I wrote this.
Maybe.
