KILLER BEES TO ATTACK NEW
ORLEANS?!
As if New Orleans didn't have
it bad enough (Hurricanes, riots, Aaron
Neville, etc.) apparently there may have
yet another problem on their
hands: Killer Bees. Man. Here's a
snippet from the source
article:
"Testing from the
Department of Agriculture and Forestry in New
Orleans revealed a swarm of Africanized
bees—more commonly known as "Killer Bees"--were
discovered inside a St. Bernard home in October
2006, Department Commissioner Bob Odum said
Friday. "
Holy shit. Anyway, being the
respected and revered journalist I am, I
actually looked further into this thing, and
found the TERRIFYING truth. There are IN FACT
Killer Bees in New Orleans which are causing
all kinds of trouble right now, and get this, the
government is doing all it can to downplay this
potential powder keg of bad press! But you can't
suppress TRUTH, my friend! I have through my many
resources came across PHOTOGRAPHIC
EVIDENCE of these aggressive Killer Bees in
question.... Scroll down. But be warned,it may be
upsetting to some...
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I Warned
you!
I'm completely shocked myself.
Just imagine how much damage these bees could
cause if they further spread? And Hell, if masks
become involved, there just may be no stopping
them! And the worst part? If another Hurricane
Katrina breaks out, they're all dressed for
swimming. It looks like it just might be
curtains for everyone in the Big Easy (not Paris
Hilton).
However, there is a ray
of hope. In
response to the positive identification of the
bees, (Brian Blair & Jim Brunzell) local
authorities have stated that they
are prepared to install traps around a
perimeter within a half-mile radius, and a
second Referee will be in the vicinity, just in
case they suddenly attempt to "switch
places". And if that doesn't work? Apparently
the government has opted to call in a special
"Beekeeper" to deal with the threat directly.
Apparently said expert has an extensive history of
dealing with this potential
threat:.....
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You damn right! Believe you
me, once this particular Bee handler deals out of
few suplexes, camel clutches and sodomy, those
bees will be BEGGING for pesticide.
Clearly.
I'm
Sean.
