I'M TAKING A STAND AGAINST MOPPY HAIRED
CHILDREN.
Get a haircut, Hippies. It
ain't the fucking 70's anymore. Gary Sandy is
dead. I think. Well, his career is. Dear
God. Every kid I see from 6-19 seems to be
sporting this exact same bird's nest. I mean,
seriously. Who goes to the fucking
hairdresser's and says "Give me
the He-Man"?. If I wanted to see these
fucking do’s en masse, I’d pop in a DVD of Jaws,
and watch somebody cut one of these shaggy
bastards from the Tiger Shark’s belly. I'm telling
you.
You see, I have no tolerance for poor
haircuts like I have no tolerance for lactose. And
I've like had it up to HERE with
lactose.
I'm
Sean.
And I had this
same haircut in 1982. I learned my
lesson. Will
you?
