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 NICOLE RICHIE
PREGNANT?
That's the big rumor. I guess
that means that she'll be eating for one soon.
Chances are I just wanted to use that joke.
Ahem.
But hey, maybe having a kid will suit
Ms. Richie more than we could ever know. I mean
sure, inevitably, the first time someone tells her
she has a "bun in the oven" she'll freak out
and instinctually stick two fingers in her throat
trying to purge those unwanted "carbs", but
eventually she might get to like it. Hell,
upon birth, she could maybe even start a
really cool new trend and feed the kid the way
birds feed their young! I mean, come on,
she regurgitates all her food anyway, so why not
kill two birds with one stone? It just makes
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