Prophylactic
Rapper?
Get this, apparently,
Rap-superstar 50 Cent is planning on
launching his VERY OWN line of condoms
(seriously).
But don't take
it from me, here's the word (WORD!) from the
source article itself:
"The
kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the
head" 'Read a book, read a book.' We have to be a little more
creative about it," he told the New York Post. "It's the same
with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex
campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the
proceeds to HIV awareness."
Hey, I'm aware of
AIDS, can I get some money? Anyway,not that what Fiddy is
doing isn't noble and all, but I don't know how comfortable
I'd be housing my umm, G-Unit in a 50 Cent
made condom. (It's like a glock...for your cock!). No
offense to the dude, but when you have more bullet holes in
your body than fucking Robo Cop, chances are you're
probably not the best person to be taking a stand on ANY
KIND of safety. Just saying.
Still though, the
marketing for this thing would be worth it alone. "I use da
plug people, but now I'll plug yo dick. Let Fiddy protect yo
Diddy! Buy 50 Cent Condoms... for those times you
be shooting more than Gangstas!" That's right. But
hey, it could be worse. I think it'd be just a matter of time
before he follows up with a condom made of solid gold and
covered in diamonds. And sure, the thing will weigh
about 40 pounds and stretch your dick to like two
feet long, but the more I think about it, the more I
fail to see the downside
to that....
I'm
Sean.
(And I'm just
about the whitest dude on the planet. In fact, I'm so white,
when I was a kid I thought Eazy-E and Ice Cube called their
group N.W.A. because they were a big fan of Crockett
promotions. Sadly, I'm 100%
serious....) 
