Prophylactic
Rapper?
Get this,
apparently, Rap-superstar 50 Cent is planning
on launching his VERY OWN line of
condoms (seriously).
But don't
take it from me, here's the word (WORD!) from the
source
article itself:
"The
kids become immune when you constantly beat them
over the head" 'Read a book, read a book.' We have
to be a little more creative about it," he told
the New York Post. "It's the same with safe sex.
As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign,
I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the
proceeds to HIV awareness."
Hey, I'm aware
of AIDS, can I get some money? Anyway,not that
what Fiddy is doing isn't noble and all, but I
don't know how comfortable I'd be housing my
umm, G-Unit in a 50 Cent made condom.
(It's like a glock...for your cock!). No offense
to the dude, but when you have more bullet holes
in your body than fucking Robo Cop, chances
are you're probably not the best person
to be taking a stand on ANY KIND of safety. Just
saying.
Still though,
the marketing for this thing would be worth it
alone. "I use da plug people, but now I'll plug yo
dick. Let Fiddy protect yo Diddy! Buy 50 Cent
Condoms... for those times you be shooting
more than Gangstas!" That's right. But hey,
it could be worse. I think it'd be just a matter
of time before he follows up with a condom made of
solid gold and covered in diamonds. And sure,
the thing will weigh about 40 pounds and
stretch your dick to like two feet long, but the
more I think about it, the more I fail
to see the downside
to that....
I'm
Sean.
(And I'm
just about the whitest dude on the planet. In
fact, I'm so white, when I was a kid I thought
Eazy-E and Ice Cube called their group N.W.A.
because they were a big fan of Crockett
promotions. Sadly, I'm 100%
serious....).
