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SEAN'S PHOTOSHOPS OF THE DAY:
Sometimes I make random photoshops
with no intent to ever really follow them up with
a corresponding satire. This is the random resting
place for said buffoonery. Sometimes it'll be
topical, other times it'll be so
absurdly random and ridiculous you'll question my
sanity. All mediums of entertainment may be
represented here, from TV and movies to
Wrestling. It all just depends on what strikes my
evil fancy that day. The Archives are listed below
and will be updated as I, umm, update them.
Redundancy FTW.
01/06/09- HUSTLE.LOYALTY.
ERECT. In early January,
after a mixed tag match featuring a returning
Trish Stratus, in honor of his fake military
heritage, our favorite faux Marine
looked to be carrying a "loaded rifle" into the
ring. Ahem. As weeks progressed, the result
of clearly not enough "Five knuckle shuffling"
seemed to be appearing time and time again. with
seemingly no end in sight. This was my
new John Cena T-shirt re-design in honor of Johnny
Boy's apparent muscularity control problem. CLICK
HERE TO
VIEW.
02/09/09- LOOKS LIKE THE WALLS AREN'T THE ONLY
THINGS BREAKING DOWN. So, while on
tour in British Columbia, Chris Jericho
punched a woman in the face. And the
WWE STILL didn't book a
match with him and Steve Austin at
Wrestlemania. Come on, sometimes these things just
write themselves. That said, this was a movie
poster for a WWE Film remake of my own
design. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
03/22/09- LETS GET RETARDED IN
HERE. After President Obama
unintentionally insulted an entire legion of
retarded Bowling enthusiasts the world over, I
felt compelled to jump in and create a noble
peace offering to heal the rift. Finally, Politics
and severe mental retardation can function on
a conjoined level not seen since, well, the
previous administration. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
04/28/09- THE SECRET OF BATISTA'S CONSTANT
TITLE CHANCES! Ever wonder how it
is that Batista receives so many nonsensical World
Title opportunities that even Triple H is heard
saying "Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have
room for one more?" THE ANSWER IS FINALLY REVEALED
WITHIN. And Yes, it's exactly what you think it
is. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
06/16/09- HHH BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR
FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH
PEOPLE TO PIN EVENTUALLY.). After RAW went
off the air on Monday, HHH called a crying child
into the ring. We all know where this is going....
CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
07/09/09- MATT HARDY'S GUNT!
Just when you thought that he had to "dry up the
sea" only because he needed that much water to
wash down all that food with, Matt Hardy himself
*FINALLY* explains his strange weight-gain...with
THE MOST DISTURBING PHOTO EVER. Or, so you
thought! Ahem. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
07/20/09- FEED HIM IF YOU CAN!
Tazz finally makes his debut in the Impact Zone
(coincidentally my nickname for my girlfriend's
ass) --only built like a 1960's TV robot! Looks
like that no-compete clause didn't include fast
food restaurants! CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
07/21/09- TIME TO PLAY THE
GOLLUM!
I think it's safe to
say that the only reason Triple H doesn't know
what a "Hobbit" is, is because he was a little too
preoccupied with this all-too-relatable kindred
spirit-- CLICK HERE TO VIEW.
09/05/09- PSA: If your child's
hair looks like the following picture... it means
that you've not only failed as a parent, but as a
human being in general: CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
10/28/09- HULK HOGAN'S FIRST OFFICIAL TNA
GIMMICK REVEALED~! CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
02/03/10- Leno or Conan? Whatever.
FINALLY. THERE'S A MOVEMENT
FOR THE REST OF US. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
02/11/10- "VAN" ARCHER. Tell me I'm
wrong. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
03/10/10- MACHO POVICH. So, the
rumor is out that Stephanie McMahon is pregnant
with child # 3. But just who is the baby-daddy?
Maury has our official results! CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
03/17/10- MR. ANDERSON! And yes,
it's EXACTLY what you think. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
04/15/10- After threatening the
life of Vince Russo and looking for a potential
way to murder him without ever getting
caught, I came to one conclusion: JIM CORNETTE IS DEXTER! First
one to scale the pole and grab the kill kit
wins! CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
(05/05/10) KEVIN NASH GOODFELLAS OIL
PAINTING. Just Because. Click HERE
to view!
(05/26/10) GOODBYE HEATH SLATER: A.K.A HIS MOM,
CHER, IS GONNA BE PISSED! Click HERE
to view.
(06/14/10) DRAGONE: BRYAN DANIELSON VS.
MATTEL! With (unsubstantiated)
rumors swirling that Mattel may have played a part
in Danielson's firing, there's no better time to
introduce a brand new toyline! Click HERE
to view!
(08/18/10) UNDERTAKER PULLED FROM VEGETATIVE
STATE: THE *EXCLUSIVE* PHOTO~!
Click HERE
to view!
(08/27/10) HHHEADS WILL
ROLL. Apparently, HHH and
Stephanie welcomed daughter # 3 into the
world yesterday - and yes, it inspired this
obvious joke. (sue me.). Click
HERE
to view! (09/09/10) BECAUSE SOMETIMES NO WORDS ARE
NECESSARY. Sometimes I Photoshop
things for no good reason. This is one of those
times. Click HERE to view!
(09/23/10) HBKILL: SHAWN MICHAELS,
ANNIHILATING GODLESS KILLING MACHINES IN THE NAME
OF GOD. (OK, Not Really). You've
likely already seen the infamous HBK hunting
photos. Now watch me beat one-note jokes into the
ground. Click HERE to view!
(10/10/10) BIEBERMANIA: OR HOW TO MAKE
THE MOST OBVIOUS JOKE FIRST). Rumors are
swirling that Justin Bieber may perform at
Wrestlemania. Thus I create a Wrestlemania moment
for all of us~! Click HERE to view!
(11/23/10) THE (WRESTLING)RING: THE
MIZ VS. THE ANGRY EVIL FAN-GIRL FROM RAW). I
had two choices. I went with the most
obvious... Click HERE to
view!
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