Ever wonder how it is that Batista
receives so many nonsensical World
Title opportunities that even Triple H is heard saying
"Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have room for one
more?
Ever wondered if Batista
secretly receives shot after shot-- despite having the
physical constitution of Mr. Glass with
Parkinson's-- because he *maybe* allows Vince
McMahon to sit on a stool in the corner of the locker room and
masturbate whilst Big Dave rubs in baby lotion, performs
most muscular and unloads an entire round of
imaginary bullets from his invisible Gatling gun in the
chairman's general direction? Umm, no, you haven't?
Not ever? It's just me? I'll shut up then.
Ahem.
Turns out it the answer is much
simpler. It was *really* due to a
worn-out, useless relic from the 80's that really serves
no purpose anymore! (not Hulk Hogan. Although it too can
elevate you to the top of the game without having ever really
expended any time or energy or having any natural ability
whatsoever!.). I'm of course talking about the Game Genie!
It's true! And holy shit that was a long drawn-out
set-up for a one-note joke.
Yup.
