**JUST UPDATED  JUNE 16, 2009**
    SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
HHH BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN EVENTUALLY.)
 
Apparently HHH showed the class-act he is, and pulled a crying child into the ring to cheer him up after he was nearly trampled by throngs of ravenous North Carolina hillbillies all lunging for the Game's discarded T-shirt.
 
That's awesome.
 
But it's not the whole story~! (You knew this was coming). The following is a fan-shot photograph taken of the event in question, and from there, the unseen (and not just 'cause it didn't happen) aftermath therein....
 
The act in question:


Seconds later....
 


HHH couldn't help it.

Seriously.

The kid was getting too over. And besides, the *last time* he put over someone that small, they ended up killing their family. How's that for gratitude?

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
 
I heard from my super reliable in-house sources the following conversation between Hunter & fan about the kid being knocked around at WWE events:

Kid: "Triple H, what's the best way to stop getting pushed for good?"

HHH: "Divorce."

That's right.
 
I'm Sean.
And I built a special time machine to 2003 just so I could make these jokes.

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