PSA:
VOLCANO AWARENESS
MONTH~! SPREAD THE WORD!
I don't know if you've already
heard, but in the world's infinite plight to make
us aware of things not-at-all evident, May is in
fact "VOLCANO AWARENESS
MONTH".
And for a good lot of us, the word
"Volcano" is met with blank stares, confusion and
complete and utter bewilderment. It's nothing to
be ashamed of. Much.
In fact, right now,
as you read this, you might be asking yourself:
"Just what is Volcano?" You know, before of course
having your nursemaid continue to spoon-feed you
pureed food for your own safety. It's a common
occurrence. Somewhere. I'm sure. In fact, a recent
study done by the firm of Izzy Moronic and Howe,
discovered that a staggering 1/1 people had no
idea what a Volcano is, answering the question
with a befuddled "Isn't that the home planet of
Mr. Spock?" Fascinating indeed.
But there
is GOOD NEWS. Volcano awareness is on the UPRISE,
and soon, it'll be common knowledge that the
strange cone shaped rock formations with smoke
billowing from the top are in fact "volcanoes"...
and not magical mountains filled with the rage of
an angry God peeved at the world's indiscretions.
Glad we could clear that up for you.
But
there IS hope. By spreading Volcano Awareness, and
proudly posting the V.A. ribbon for all to see,
you can help spread the KNOWLEDGE that the
swirling, piping hot multi-colored liquid
contained within is not safe for swimming and
diving. DO YOUR PART. And together we can nip
Volcano ignorance in the bud for good. And prevent
future tragedies like
this:
