In time, I will be writing new blogs, but in the interim, I will be re-posting some of my more popular columns, reviews or satires from various online outlets for the past 15+ years right here. Enjoy! (Or don't! Whatever. ;)) S.C.
Or How I learned to beat a One-Note joke into the ground. (Originally published May 5th, 2009) A discovery has recently been made that could change the course of human history--and frequent masturbation--FOREVER. That's right Aficionados of blowing out the brains of the bald bull and corralling the tadpoles, (I myself actually majored in masturbation in 2000, graduating Magna Cum Often), Megan Fox, best known for her riveting, Academy-Award winning performance in the field of
QUICK & DIRTY REVIEW: FRIDAY THE 13TH~! (2009) By Sean Carless Movie: FRIDAY THE 13th YEAR: 2009. STARRING: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Reghetti, Derek Mears,Travis Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle, Willa Ford. RATED: R; For Violence, Tittays, angry retards. WARNING: Sean Carless does not review movies like Roger Ebert. There are no literary refrences, witty analogies and clever insight. Instead, replaced therein is... well, you'll see. I'm the "people's" movie crit
*Originally written and published in 2004 on multiple sites. Join me as I travel back to 1988 to look at Jean-Claude Van Damme's cinematic masterpiece: BLOODSPORT! Academy Award nominee in the category of throwin' wheel kicks in slow motion, baby! It's Frank Dux's real-life story of competing in the Kumite! The only tournament, where after surviving death and grievous injury, one man earns a sword and a plane ticket back to obscurity! MOVIE: BLOODSPORT. YEAR: 1988. STARRING: