In the annals of human achievement, few figures stand as tall—or as widely—as Steven Seagal. Here is a man who did not merely study martial arts; he perfected them. Who did not merely act in action films; he transcended the very concept of vulnerability. Who did not merely marry supermodel Kelly LeBrock; he somehow convinced the universe that this was a reasonable outcome. And who, according to various reports and his own enduring mystique, has at times operated as a lawman,